|
|
|
Welcome
To 07731 195 135
|
 |
This
is a site dedicated to calling me on my mobile
phone for yummy chit chat and stuff. If your
here trying to marry me then your at the wrong
site as the site for marrying me is here.
|
| Who
Should Call Me? |
|
People
eligable for yummy chit chat are cute girls that
like cakes and stuff. If your awesome yummy cute
and you squeek and say woop woop alot then your
the sort of person that should call me.
|
| Who
Shouldn't Call? |
|
Everyone
else should not call me, that includes drunks at
3am, phsychopaths, idoits, people that cant speak
properly and all other boys and not cute girls.
|
| Yummy
Cakes |
|
Like
yummy cakes? Who doesn't!!! Well, I like yummy cakes
and I bet I like them more than you. Call
me know to see if you like yummy cakes more than
me. If your stuck for things to say then reffer to
this list of
all the yummy cakes that i always have on my shelf
for a few ideas.
|
| Can
I Call You Everyday? |
|
Of
course, there is no limit to the amount of fun you
can have with me. You can call everyday and everything.
It'll be awesome.
|
| Wont
Your Girlfriend Be Annoyed If I Keep Calling? |
|
Thats
the fantastic part!! I dont have a girlfrind so you
can call me any time you want. Occasionally I go
to sleep but other than that i'm sat here 24/7 waiting
for your call. Calls are charged at whatever rate
and fun is garanteed. And because I dont have a girlfriend
and am totally single and alone etc you can say what
you like, as long as its not rude as i'm very sensible
and dont talk about rude stuff. On the off chance
that i'm engaged then you'll be hald in the queue
and the voice system will let you know how many callers
are in front of you and how long you'll have to wait.
It'll be awesome and well worth all your trouble.
|
| Free
Stickers |
|
Thats
right, when you've had your free chit chat you get
your free sticker which you can get by going to your
local shop and giving them some money for and then
writing Woot Woot!! - I Spoke With Mr Cute!!! which
you can wear on your nose to make you even cuter!!.
|
| Your
So Awesome Mr Cute - Why Are You Letting Everyone
Call You? |
|
Thats
a good question. The reason I have this site is that
I found that cute girls around the world were not
calling me because they had forgotten my number.
Now they cant forget because its the name of the
site. Clever huh? Also, Google put my other site
in the supplemental listings which means I never
get traffic to it.
|
|
