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Welcome To 07731 195 135
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This
is a site dedicated to calling me on my mobile phone
for yummy chit chat and stuff. If your here trying
to marry me then your at the wrong site as the site
for marrying me is here.
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| Who
Should Call Me? |
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People
eligable for yummy chit chat are cute girls that like
cakes and stuff. If your awesome yummy cute and you squeek
and say woop woop alot then your the sort of person that
should call me.
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| Who
Shouldn't Call? |
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Everyone
else should not call me, that includes drunks at 3am,
phsychopaths, idoits, people that cant speak properly
and all other boys and not cute girls.
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| Yummy
Cakes |
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Like
yummy cakes? Who doesn't!!! Well, I like yummy cakes and
I bet I like them more than you. Call
me know to see if you like yummy cakes more than me. If
your stuck for things to say then reffer to this list of
all the yummy cakes that i always have on my shelf for
a few ideas. |
| Can
I Call You Everyday? |
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Of
course, there is no limit to the amount of fun you can
have with me. You can call everyday and everything. It'll
be awesome. |
| Wont
Your Girlfriend Be Annoyed If I Keep Calling? |
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Thats
the fantastic part!! I dont have a girlfrind so you can
call me any time you want. Occasionally I go to sleep but
other than that i'm sat here 24/7 waiting for your call.
Calls are charged at whatever rate and fun is garanteed.
And because I dont have a girlfriend and am totally single
and alone etc you can say what you like, as long as its
not rude as i'm very sensible and dont talk about rude
stuff. On the off chance that i'm engaged then you'll be
hald in the queue and the voice system will let you know
how many callers are in front of you and how long you'll
have to wait. It'll be awesome and well worth all your
trouble.
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| Free
Stickers |
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Thats
right, when you've had your free chit chat you get your
free sticker which you can get by going to your local shop
and giving them some money for and then writing Woot Woot!!
- I Spoke With Mr Cute!!! which you can wear on your nose
to make you even cuter!!. |
| Your
So Awesome Mr Cute - Why Are You Letting Everyone Call
You? |
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Thats
a good question. The reason I have this site is that I
found that cute girls around the world were not calling
me because they had forgotten my number. Now they cant
forget because its the name of the site. Clever huh? Also,
Google put my other site in the supplemental listings which
means I never get traffic to it.
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