I live at Berkshire England, so im ideal for escort services anywhere in Berkshire, really, except Berkshire is a bit long and empty really so im not really ideal for the Newbury area, so if you live in Newbury you might want to stay at home and watch TV or something.

Berkshire is a totally fun place to escort girls about, although not as nice as California where its hot most of the time. One of Berkshires best attractions is the M4 which runs most of its length. You can drive up and down it all day and count the bridges and stuff and theres plenty of places to bury people so its functional as well. Using me as your escort will be the best decision you ever made in your life.

Buses in Berkshire are pretty crap really and I have never used one. They look crap from the outside though. All those idoits sharing the same air. If your cute and your on the bus you'll probably catch a whole load of imaginery diseases, its fact. Use my fantastic escort services to save you from the Berkshire Death Buses. Let me escort you to work and back each day for only £50 each way. In my Jeep Cherokee with its new tyres.

Theres plenty of country side in Berkshire and its really exciting because you can go out in it and stuff and its better if you have an escort because if you go out into the countryside alon in Berkshire you might get chopped up by a serial killer.

Berkshire is great for clothes shopping because it has shops. Shops are ideal for shopping in and have loads of clothes that you can try. As your excort i'll agree with everything you say and agree with all your shopping decisions so its sure to be a great day out.

This is a mith. Berkshire is not full of Berks at all. It is not the shire of Berks in anyway at all.