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Heathrow Escorts
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I
live at Heathrow London, so im ideal for escort services
anywhere in the world.
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| HeathrowIs
Fun |
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Heathrow
airport is fun fun fun. You get to watch the airplanes
landand take off and it'll make you hot for some lying
down on a bed in the Heathrow Airport hotel or such until
your really tired. Heathrow
is great for escorting because they have long conveyor
people mover things that you can stand on and watch the
pictures on the wall go by.
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Bus Services |
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Dont
worry if your a bit poor. If your local to Heathrow Airport
you can take the bus to Heathrow Airport and as long
as your cute your escort service from me will be free
so it'll be acheap day and wont cost more than 5p bus
fare and you can sit at the back of the bus and smoke
cigarettes out the window and stuff and be a tart and
everything.
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If
your a rich tart and like your action 1st class then
im your man. Theres plenty of expensive hotels nearby
where we can go and eat expensive food and have a posh
waiter assist us with putting on the condom and such.
Or if you like we could get a limosine and you can talk
to me while I drive it about like a loon cutting everyone
up at the corners and such.
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| Clothes
Shopping |
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Heathrow
is great for clothes shopping and its always expensive.
You can buy fancy scarves and blouses and bras and other
girls stuff. You could spend a fortune shopping at Heathrow
and i'll be glad to accompany you on your trip and agree
with everything you buy. You'll feel so special and everyone
will think you have a great boyfriend that you can take
shopping and they all assume your great in bed to get
such a guy to foillow you aroud the shops like that and
you'll become famous and the press will follow you around
thinking your a pop star. And you might befor allI know.
I dont prejudice against pop stars, by service is open
to all cute girls, nomatter how daft.
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Heathrow
is great for flights and holidays as well. You can go
to other countries and places that are far away. You
can go to Spain or Jamaca or other places where the sun
always shines. Flights are also pretty exciting as you
get to fly around at 500mph and go up to 30,000 feet
and hopefully the pilot is not too drunk and wont crash
and you'll live happily ever after. You can fly to loads
of places from Heathrow Aitport including America, Mexico,
Corfu, Spain, Eygipt and Amsterdam. Its awesome and im
the right guy to excport you as you explore theentire
world like a crazed loony.
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