Call Me 07731 195 135

The number to call me on is :

07731 195 135

Calling me is really easy, but if your a yucky bloke then im just going to hang up. Also, because im so awesome im not always able to talk like when im making cakes or eating cakes etc etc because im preoccupied, and also im not really much fun and on the rare occasion girls do call they usually get really bored as im really boring and not exciting or anything like i say i am on the interwebs.

The first thing i'll ask is whats your Myspace or Facebook or something so i know who im speaking to and if you say, sorry, its at the cleaners then im probably going to assume your bogus and hang up. Its amazing but nearly 100% of all girls that have called have been unable for a range of bizarre reasons to not provide some indication of who they are.

You wouldnt believe the excuses ive heard. Really, who doesnt have a Myspace or Facebook or something?> And especially, who has heard of a cute girl that doesnt have a MySpace or Facebook? So if you say your dog ate your password or your computers at the repair shop then i'll probably hang up and continue with my really important business of designing a time machine made out of cakes.