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Want
to chit chat with me? You can callme at anytime you
like as long as your cute.No ugly people please or
boys, yuck.
We
can talk about anything you like really, and i'll
probably agree with everything you say. But pleasedont
expectmeto be interesting. I get somany people call
expecting me to be interesting and exciting and such
and im notand more to the point you usually call
rightwhen im notfeeling to gret or worse, when im
not even in the house!!!! As long as you are happy
to chit chat and wibble on then im your man, you
can talk about what ever you want including:
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Whilst
im happy to talk about anything you alsohave to rememberthatim
not always clear onwho you are because this number also
doubbles up forawhole bunch of other stuff, stuff that
i can even remember myself and i get so confused and
people phone upasking fortheir free holidays thati offer
onanother site or for web design or stuff and they all
assume im on the ball, right there and then and im not.
And alsowhen I awnser im always braced for a bit of verbal
from blokes that have founf my number on MySpaceand think
im an online perv and such and want to kill me, soyou
haveto be considerate and explain whats what and just
start chit chatting about any of the above. Its ok, im
always here nearly so it'll be fun fun fun.
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Argusing
is fine to as long as you explain at the start that your
after an argument. You can argue about anything, its
ok, and i usually think im right about everything anyway
and most irls are pretty stupid anyway what with them
never having to reallt struggle in life especially if
they are cute and such and never having to spend 20years
on line and having to write stupid web sites like this
in the hope of a bit of human attention leading them
tobe totally out of touch with the reality of the situationresulting
in them saying stuff like why dontyou just cheer the
fuck up or you should go out more often.LOL,goout moreoften?
Funny.If a cute girl doesthat you'll meet a nice friendly
personj in no time at allands think the world is so easy.
If Igo out i'll probably get attacked by yucky boys that
think im a sexual presator and at best stand there on
my own like astupid idiot and speak to no one atalleverin
my life. So if you ewant an aeguement then im yourman.
Or we could argue about jobs as i never had one, or intelligence
as im really intelligent and your probablynot,orgodashe
talks to meall thetime so im in touch with then and the
spirits and such and they tellme stuff,like im going
to die etc etc.
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If
you like i'll read to you. All you need to do is point
out the source of what you want read.It couod be your
favorite book or a utility bill like thegas or eloectric
bill because your not very good at reasying, which is
typical reallybecause that probably neverstoped you getting
a job ever just because your cute and all that..
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I
dont do sex chat as i dont understand what the point
is. How can you get sexy with a person you cant see?
What happens if their a fat ugly woman from the suberbs
with facial hair and 400 smelly kids smelling up the
house with nappys and diapers and all that who hangs
around at school to pick up the kids like a peodophile
wxcept your not because they cam from your wom even though
no one in the entire world would ask to be your children
you took that privilidge because you could like murders
murder people because they can and all that..
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