Want to chit chat with me? You can callme at anytime you like as long as your cute.No ugly people please or boys, yuck.

We can talk about anything you like really, and i'll probably agree with everything you say. But pleasedont expectmeto be interesting. I get somany people call expecting me to be interesting and exciting and such and im notand more to the point you usually call rightwhen im notfeeling to gret or worse, when im not even in the house!!!! As long as you are happy to chit chat and wibble on then im your man, you can talk about what ever you want including:

Whilst im happy to talk about anything you alsohave to rememberthatim not always clear onwho you are because this number also doubbles up forawhole bunch of other stuff, stuff that i can even remember myself and i get so confused and people phone upasking fortheir free holidays thati offer onanother site or for web design or stuff and they all assume im on the ball, right there and then and im not. And alsowhen I awnser im always braced for a bit of verbal from blokes that have founf my number on MySpaceand think im an online perv and such and want to kill me, soyou haveto be considerate and explain whats what and just start chit chatting about any of the above. Its ok, im always here nearly so it'll be fun fun fun.

Argusing is fine to as long as you explain at the start that your after an argument. You can argue about anything, its ok, and i usually think im right about everything anyway and most irls are pretty stupid anyway what with them never having to reallt struggle in life especially if they are cute and such and never having to spend 20years on line and having to write stupid web sites like this in the hope of a bit of human attention leading them tobe totally out of touch with the reality of the situationresulting in them saying stuff like why dontyou just cheer the fuck up or you should go out more often.LOL,goout moreoften? Funny.If a cute girl doesthat you'll meet a nice friendly personj in no time at allands think the world is so easy. If Igo out i'll probably get attacked by yucky boys that think im a sexual presator and at best stand there on my own like astupid idiot and speak to no one atalleverin my life. So if you ewant an aeguement then im yourman. Or we could argue about jobs as i never had one, or intelligence as im really intelligent and your probablynot,orgodashe talks to meall thetime so im in touch with then and the spirits and such and they tellme stuff,like im going to die etc etc.

If you like i'll read to you. All you need to do is point out the source of what you want read.It couod be your favorite book or a utility bill like thegas or eloectric bill because your not very good at reasying, which is typical reallybecause that probably neverstoped you getting a job ever just because your cute and all that..

I dont do sex chat as i dont understand what the point is. How can you get sexy with a person you cant see? What happens if their a fat ugly woman from the suberbs with facial hair and 400 smelly kids smelling up the house with nappys and diapers and all that who hangs around at school to pick up the kids like a peodophile wxcept your not because they cam from your wom even though no one in the entire world would ask to be your children you took that privilidge because you could like murders murder people because they can and all that..