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Gardening
For Girls
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Enjoy
gardening? What cute girl doesn't enjoy gardening.
Now you can mix your passion for gardening and
chit chatting into one. Using the wonders of
mobile telephny all you need to dois go out into
the garden and start gardening, thenpause, stand
up and call 07731 195135 and you'll be put straight
through to me.
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| Cutting
The Lawn |
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Everyone
hates cutting the lawn, but there it is, and you
only did it a few weeks ago and alway its overgrown
again. You need halp. Call me on 07731 195135 and
i'll give you some encouraging words like, have
you dont it yet? Come on hurry up, faster, put
you back into it,just keep going, dont stop, and
all that. With me on the line you'll soon want
to finish cutting the lawn and get backinside to
surf your MySpace account.
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| Sweepin
Stuff Up |
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Gardening
usually involves sweeping stuff up. And theres
always something like bits of grass, leaves and
rubbish that flew in from someplaceelse. Call me
on 07731 195135 and i'll helkp you get that garden
nice and claenand swept up just like you like it.
You'll get free advise on how to hold the brrom,
sweeping motions and motivational
assistance and motivational words that'll help
you sweep the garden like a pro.
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| Putting
Stuff In The Bin |
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Gardening
usually involves putting stuff in the bin. Callme
now on 07731 195135 to get help and assistance
on how to do thatbest. Iusually put stuff into
a Tescos plastic bag first and then dump it into
the bin manually. Remember to tie a knot in the
top of the plastic bag to stop stuff from falling
out.
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| Watering
The Garden |
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Most
gardens need watering, especially in the summer,
not that we get any in England anymore. Callnow
on 07731 195135 to get a few words of wisdom on
filling a jug up and emptying it on stuff in the
garden. I brought a specialist watering can from
B&Q which is green and has a spoty thing ideal
for general garden use although if it feels like
its taking forever then taking the spoout thing
off will speed things up a bit. Also, when you
call me i'll tellyou to taget bits of the garden
that dont get natural rain like the shelteres areas
under the porch where the lavender grows. If you
follow my advise you might find yourselfout in
the garden just after a torrential downpour waterting
the garden. People might laugh but only you'll
be laughing when they realise the bits your watering
are actually bone dry because they are sheltered.
You can get that and more info by caling me on
07731 195135. Remember,Cute girls only.
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