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Gardening For Girls
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Enjoy
gardening? What cute girl doesn't enjoy gardening.
Now you can mix your passion for gardening and chit
chatting into one. Using the wonders of mobile telephny
all you need to dois go out into the garden and start
gardening, thenpause, stand up and call 07731 195135
and you'll be put straight through to me.
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| Cutting
The Lawn |
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Everyone
hates cutting the lawn, but there it is, and you only
did it a few weeks ago and alway its overgrown again.
You need halp. Call me on 07731 195135 and i'll give
you some encouraging words like, have you dont it yet?
Come on hurry up, faster, put you back into it,just keep
going, dont stop, and all that. With me on the line you'll
soon want to finish cutting the lawn and get backinside
to surf your MySpace account.
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| Sweepin
Stuff Up |
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Gardening
usually involves sweeping stuff up. And theres always
something like bits of grass, leaves and rubbish that
flew in from someplaceelse. Call me on 07731 195135 and
i'll helkp you get that garden nice and claenand swept
up just like you like it. You'll get free advise on how
to hold the brrom, sweeping motions and motivational
assistance and motivational words that'll help you sweep
the garden like a pro.
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| Putting
Stuff In The Bin |
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Gardening
usually involves putting stuff in the bin. Callme now
on 07731 195135 to get help and assistance on how to
do thatbest. Iusually put stuff into a Tescos plastic
bag first and then dump it into the bin manually. Remember
to tie a knot in the top of the plastic bag to stop stuff
from falling out.
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| Watering
The Garden |
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Most
gardens need watering, especially in the summer, not
that we get any in England anymore. Callnow on 07731
195135 to get a few words of wisdom on filling a jug
up and emptying it on stuff in the garden. I brought
a specialist watering can from B&Q which is green and
has a spoty thing ideal for general garden use although
if it feels like its taking forever then taking the spoout
thing off will speed things up a bit. Also, when you
call me i'll tellyou to taget bits of the garden that
dont get natural rain like the shelteres areas under
the porch where the lavender grows. If you follow my
advise you might find yourselfout in the garden just
after a torrential downpour waterting the garden. People
might laugh but only you'll be laughing when they realise
the bits your watering are actually bone dry because
they are sheltered. You can get that and more info by
caling me on 07731 195135. Remember,Cute girls only.
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