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Heathrow
Escorts
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I
live at Heathrow London, so im ideal for escort
services anywhere in the world.
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| HeathrowIs
Fun |
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Heathrow
airport is fun fun fun. You get to watch the airplanes
landand take off and it'll make you hot for some
lying down on a bed in the Heathrow Airport hotel
or such until your really tired. Heathrow
is great for escorting because they have long conveyor
people mover things that you can stand on and watch
the pictures on the wall go by.
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| Heathrow
Bus Services |
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Dont
worry if your a bit poor. If your local to Heathrow
Airport you can take the bus to Heathrow Airport
and as long as your cute your escort service from
me will be free so it'll be acheap day and wont
cost more than 5p bus fare and you can sit at the
back of the bus and smoke cigarettes out the window
and stuff and be a tart and everything.
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If
your a rich tart and like your action 1st class
then im your man. Theres plenty of expensive hotels
nearby where we can go and eat expensive food and
have a posh waiter assist us with putting on the
condom and such. Or if you like we could get a
limosine and you can talk to me while I drive it
about like a loon cutting everyone up at the corners
and such.
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| Clothes
Shopping |
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Heathrow
is great for clothes shopping and its always expensive.
You can buy fancy scarves and blouses and bras
and other girls stuff. You could spend a fortune
shopping at Heathrow and i'll be glad to accompany
you on your trip and agree with everything you
buy. You'll feel so special and everyone will think
you have a great boyfriend that you can take shopping
and they all assume your great in bed to get such
a guy to foillow you aroud the shops like that
and you'll become famous and the press will follow
you around thinking your a pop star. And you might
befor allI know. I dont prejudice against pop stars,
by service is open to all cute girls, nomatter
how daft.
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Heathrow
is great for flights and holidays as well. You
can go to other countries and places that are far
away. You can go to Spain or Jamaca or other places
where the sun always shines. Flights are also pretty
exciting as you get to fly around at 500mph and
go up to 30,000 feet and hopefully the pilot is
not too drunk and wont crash and you'll live happily
ever after. You can fly to loads of places from
Heathrow Aitport including America, Mexico, Corfu,
Spain, Eygipt and Amsterdam. Its awesome and im
the right guy to excport you as you explore theentire
world like a crazed loony.
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