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If fighting crime is your passion, theres no shortage of opportunity in London. We can take out aggressive beggers, hoodies loitering with intent, dog owners that dont want to pick up their dogs shit from the pavement and cigeratte smokers who are too tough to read no smoking signs. And lets not forget cyclists that are too cool to read NO CYCLING SIGNS.