Me Me Me

This is a site dedicated to me, so its very me focussed with a slant for ways to get to talk to me. Please remember, only yummy cute girls should call me as if your not I will pretend I dont know what your talking about.

Vital Statistics

I am about 5 foot and 10 inches, at a guess. And im no longer skinny. I used to always me skinny, but now im fat.

My Age

Unfortunatly im ancient - in fact im 41 which is so old that i think i might have broken a few records. You know, I never used to be old, i used to be young and the wind would russle through my hair as i frolliced carefree through the urban landscape we all grew up in, but suddenly i got ancient and started to hate everyone, i think it was something the govt put in the water and my hairs are going grey and everything and i keep forgetting where i put my cakes and its crazy as im probably senile and just dont know it yet.

My Hobbies

Like i have any hobbies. I usually list yummy girls gymnastics as a hobby but i havn't seen any in probably 15 years, that i recall. I used to sail, but thats not really a hobby as its more of one of the things i do to get out of the house. These days I go to the gym and scowl alot. Why are so many public places full of yucky people? No cute girls at all, not like on the Tele. Not that I watch tele. I cultivate shrubs in my garden and have a lemon tree. in the garden i have 3 lavender plats that are planted along the drive so that when i park i drive over them and it smells good. that is i drive over the extended shoots that grow towards the drive. its pretty cool really because the plants grow back quickly and its only the edge of the bushes that get crushed. Lavenders smells ok i guess. and its very spready, it seems to grow forever. Rembember, you can call me on 07731 185135 to discuss this fascinating hobby of driving over lavender with me.

Florida

I have a house in Florida that I go to and where I grow things like pineapples, coconuts and oranges. I own it 100% so if you marry me you can go out there. Its only 40km from the beach!!!