Im
awesome and I smell like afteshave or some fancy
deoderant. Sometimes, when i've just washed and
all that. Meeting me is fun fun fun. You'll be
having such a great time and everyone will wonder
if your on drugs and you might forget simple things
like your name and where you are and wonder around
staring at stuff because im so awesome and then
we can eat some food and have a drink. When you
meet me you'll want to marry me right away, but
you'll have to wait because you have to fill out
paperwork and put stuff in the post and look up
ways to get married on the internet, but im sure
it wont be difficult as loads of people have done
it before so it must be possible.
Then
we can tell jokes about sheep or hamsters or pigeons. .
