Meeting me is awesome.

Good question!!! We can meet anywhere. It can be a pub, or a theatre or the Burger King. Anywhere is good for me as im so awesome that I make anyplace im at totally awesome to.

Dont worry, if your cute I wont larf at you at all.

Im awesome and I smell like afteshave or some fancy deoderant. Sometimes, when i've just washed and all that. Meeting me is fun fun fun. You'll be having such a great time and everyone will wonder if your on drugs and you might forget simple things like your name and where you are and wonder around staring at stuff because im so awesome and then we can eat some food and have a drink. When you meet me you'll want to marry me right away, but you'll have to wait because you have to fill out paperwork and put stuff in the post and look up ways to get married on the internet, but im sure it wont be difficult as loads of people have done it before so it must be possible.

Then we can tell jokes about sheep or hamsters or pigeons. .