I live at Middlesex United Kingdom, so im ideal for escort services anywhere in the Middlesex area really.

Middlesex is fun fun fun. It has a lovely beaches and its always really hot and warm and you can go surfing and stuff and laugh alot and be happy and its almost impossible to be unhappy and live for years in pain and emotional torture everyday wishing you were dead or anything like that because Middlesex is just awesome.

If you eat food and stuff then we could go to a restaurant and eat some lettuce so we dont get fast and follow it up with glasses of water as they are generally low calory as well. I like most food as long as its lettuce, so im good for Italian lettuce, French lettuce, American lettuce and almost any lettuce but I dont like Indian food, cant stand it, or chinese or any other food where the people are brown. Thats just how I swing. If thats too much for you we can get a take out lettuce from Tescos for under £1 and we can finish it off with some heavy sex to burn off all those calories.

Like weight training? So do I. I could escort you to the gym and we could like some weights. I like squats, bench press and deadlift although i suck at weights as it makes me all tired nd depressed because o matter how many time i light those stupid weights i'm still fat and suck. but donrt worry, on our escort service thing i'll just tell you how cute you are etc etc because you are and it'll be awesome.

If your a stay at home watching TV sort of cute girl than why not get a take out male escort to help you watch TV better. I'll be able to advise you of all the best TV programs to watch and drink all your tea or coffe or beer and eat all your biscuits, it'll be great and we could lie back and smaoke cigarettes all night flicking the ash into an old beer can and fondle your tits a bit then sneak off into the bedroom for some jumping up and down. Beats spending your entire life at home alone surrounded by culturally challenged retards and foreigners.

Got a problem with drink? I dont, I hardly ever drink, but for you i'll make an exception. I get drunk really quickly as I'm not used to it. i'll even smoke some dope with you except i'll probably fall asleep, but as far as drink goes i',m sure I cpould drink more than you.