I live at Reading which is near Bristol, so im ideal for escort services anywhere in the world.

Reading is famous for being a verb in the present indicative sense, to read, I am reading, we read, you read, they read, I read, I red I rode i reading ready rode roller ride woot woot woot.

Reading has a windmill, and I wondered if it had mince. Together, provided you stump up the £50 escort fee which is refundable at the end of the date we could go and visit the windmill and look for mice doors and mice windows and listen for the sound of mice singing in the morning. It''l be fun fun fun.

Read has 3 junctions for onto the M4 so its great for driving about and it has a phscholdelic inner ringroad that shifts and changes depending on the time of day and the angle of the sun. You'll love it as no place is the same and you could literally drive forever and never see the same thing twice and never see where your going at all. Its like a magical mystery tour with double magic and triple mystry. So we'll go in your ar as my Jeep Cherokee is a bit thirsty.

We could go shopping in Reading. They have loads of second hand shops and £1 stores which means that we could spend all day shopping before we go back to your crappy flat with the dodgy door and smell of crappy food from down the corridor an put all those nick nacks up like that stupid elephant stustue you brought for £2.50 for some reason, and some maraccasa and stuff..

Another fun thing to do on our date is some banking and general account keeping. We could count all your credit cards and count all the money in your savings account and your pension and calculate the value of your assets like your clapped out old car and rented flat and extrapolate the potential income from your temp job and figure when you'll be able to afford a decent place in the suburbs and all that which you wont ever because hideous ugly people already took all that stuff along time agao and work is actually a waste of your precious life, but thats ok as you'll feel ok when im about and not like a serial killer at all.