In January 2009 the enlightened Windsor & Maidenhead Borough Council elected to open the much awaited Royal Windsor Brothel set in the illustrious confines of the Royal Windsor Station converting all the units along the Jubilee Arch into windows for young girls to sell sexual services. Below is a picture of what used to be the French Connection:

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To celebrate the grand launch the girls are giving away great deals on straight sex, oral, hand-jobs and anal pleasure with 10-20% specials common place. Some of the girls are even doing special two for one deals, just to help people get into the swing of things.

Since its opening the Royal Windsor Brothel has brought a much needed boost to local shopping which has been on a steady decline for the last 10 years. In the past men have never wanted to go shopping, preffering instead to stay at home and jerk off to internet porn, but now they have a reason to hit the shops. And its good news for regular girls too who can now take their guys shopping and leave them in the caring hands of one of the friendly Royal Windsor Brothel whores for half an hour whilst they go an find that extra special bargain. Its a win win situation. Even mums are being catered for. Not wanting to ignore the traditional mainstay of the Saturday afternoon shopping demographic the girls have lots of services tailored for the busy mum. Claire, who wanted to remain anonymous said, "I think mums are great, their really squishy", whilst playing with a 12 inch double ended dildo in her hands. "I can fill both her holes with this" She said, "They love it", and theres loads of other toys for their kids to play with too while they wait. Claire added that in todays liberated age it doesn't take much figuring out which bargin basement mums got their kids from and what they had to do for that.

Friday night has never been much fun for sad wankers, standing about in clubs all night wondering if you'll ever get a chance to chat to a nice girl, often spending quite a bit of money for the priviledge of being a grandstand looser. But now sad wankers can bypass all that standing about like a looser and cut straight to the chase with any number of whores only too keen to toke down hard on their desperate cocks. Thats right, and it also frees up the bars for all the lads that just want to drink beer until they're sick or just smash each others heads in. Its a win win situation.