Shopping

Like shopping? mmmm shopping is yummy. Most of the girls (whores) that I speak to say they like shopping. They say that shopping is their favorite hobby. It just so happens that thats my favorite hobby too!!!! Below are some of my favorite types of shopping.

Clothes Shopping

I totally love shopping for yummy girls clothes. Theres nothing better than hanging about in a yummy girls store with that yummy smell of fresh clothes surrounded my yummy girls being busy with the serious business of choosing what to wear. You get to look at all those cute manequins with their perfect waists and perk tits being all cute in a bunch of outfits. However, it sucks going shopping for cute girl outfits on my own as they always frown when i try stuff on and it never fits so its all stretched and grubby and they kick me out of the store. I totally need a cute girl to do the trying stuff on part for me. Call now on 07731 195135 for some hot shopping action now. Berkshire Surrey area.

Shoe Shopping

Shoe shopping is fun. I love to look at girls shoes and find that a girls shoe shop is the best place for this. However its not as much fun on your own as the assistants think your taking the piss when you ask they to try a size 5 on when its clear im a size 23. My favorite girls shoes are ones with thin straps and not much too them with heals. I also like huge whore shoes. And whores too.

Cosmetics Shopping

Shopping for cosmetics is the best as you gat to smell all that girlie goodness and such which makes my brain feel all tingly inside. Obviously its not as much fun on your own so I prefer to go with a girl and it also means I dont have to smell llike a whore for the next week. My favorite perfumes are all of them really, especially the ones with cute girls on the bottles and chic looking French models with pert noses and tight tits. mmmm girls are yummy.

Junk Shopping

Because im a boy i like to shop for junk. I like dust and bits of grit as well as used food scrapings and saw dust. If i have a drink and feel a bit lucky i'll generally come home with at least a few olf twisted bits of metal and broken sticks with nails and bits of wire poking out of them. Call now on 07731 195135 to share the fun.