Windsor
has a castle which you can look at and its made
of stone and was there long long ago and is historic,
like you care. It has bridges which are famous
for crossing the River Thames which is also famous.
There are parks and trees and its actually pretty
nice so you might want to go there and we can sit
on a park bench and cry and drink special brew
and i can tell you that I love you and you shouldn't
leave, but its ok because im a professional and
have a license so your in safe hands.